Gay sex can help solve Brexit, says gay erotica author

Cover art for Chuck Tingle's Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union

When you think Brexit, you don’t usually associate it with steamy gay sex.

Until now!

Meet 25-year-old London-based gay sex enthusiast Alex Liverbot. He’s the fictional creation of author Chuck Tingle.

In Tingle’s book Pounded by the Pound, Alex finds out Britain is leaving the European Union after a contentious referendum result, he goes on a bender to drown his sorrows.

He wakes up the next morning with a splitting headache so decides to go for a walk.

Suddenly, a giant, breathing pound coin with a human face appears from the future. His name is Perber and he has a warning for Alex and the whole of Britain.

Do not leave the European Union or there will be dire consequences!

Cover art for Pounded by the Pound

Cover art for Pounded by the Pound. | Photo: Instagram

Perber then sucks Alex (not in that way… yet) through the time warp and into the future to see the devastation for himself.

A grim post-Brexit dystopian future

Only a month has gone by, but so much is different. Instead of double decker red buses, they’re now quadruple decker buses.

And the absurdity doesn’t stop there.

The Thames river is blood red and bubbling like lava. There was also such an economic crisis that everyone had to turn into giant, floating pound coins.

The dystopian landscape is complete with strange flying creatures with ‘leathery reptilian wings and extended knife-like teeth’, dressed like the Queen’s Guard.

Perber and Alex have to run for their lives and end up hiding in a deserted London pub.

So what can Alex do to make everything right and restore order to Britain?

Steamy (and very explicit) gay sex, of course.

Here’s just a short snippet of Alex’s steamy sex scene with Perber:

Extract of Pounded by the Pound

So how does gay sex help solve the economic complications of Brexit?

Well, ‘love is all you need,’ according to author Chuck Tingle.

Chuck Tingle on a unicorn

Chuck Tingle. | Photo: supplied

Gay Star News got an exclusive chat with mysterious author Chuck Tingle about the success of his first foray into Brexit-related homoerotica, Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union.

And then the sequel, Slammed By The Substantial Amount Of Press Generated By My Book “Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union”.

And maybe even a potential trilogy!

Tingle has a very unique writing style in his books. As mystery surrounds his real-life identity, we conducted the interview via email and these were his responses to our questions:

Where did the idea for Pounded by the Pound come from?

well this tale was inspired by true story of BREXIT which was in the big time news all over the dang place got me thinking on what will happen in the future if this big change is made so then i wrote this tingler about this way and i think it showed a possible timeline where things get very wild after way of BREXIT. so i hope that this future of dread is not entirely real i think on some layers it is real but on others it will probably be okay. but i also think now it sounds like most buckaroos wish they had not decided to leave so maybe folks will decide to say ‘wow buddy i know we have to do this now but maybe we should talk about it more bud’.

Alex is the hero Britain deserves – is he modeled on anyone in real life?

as character i think alex is ALL OF US in this way as a relatable man where you can say ‘i understand you have some problems but i also think you will do the right thing at the end of the day’ i think this is important to remember that it is okay to make mistakes and because that is part of life what is important is how you handle them moving forward. so i think maybe buckaroos think ‘i am bad because i am not perfect’ but really the PERFECT way for all is to understand our imperfections make us special that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t work on bettering yourself just means you shouldn’t get down on yourself for you unique way.

Can you tell us a bit more about Perber? How quickly after the Brexit referendum result did everyone turn into pound coins. How much time do we have left?!

this is important question but it depends on the timeline in some timelines this happens right away to prevent economic collapse but on other timelines it is slower and takes place over LONG TIME. i think this second way is more sinister way because it can sneak up on buckaroos when they are not thinking about it so i think it is important to pay attention and to think ‘is this okay in the world? is this really how i believe or do i want to stand up for myself? or do i really need to turn myself into a handsome pound?

How realistic do you think this dystopian future is for Britain? Do you think the half bat/half reptile queen’s guard creatures could become a reality?

yes i believe they are already working for government just hidden away THIS IS FACT half bat half reptile guards would scare away public but in private they are already doing most paperwork and other easy tasks.

In your expert opinion on Brexit, how can gay love help solve the socioeconomic implications of Britain leaving the European Union?

this is important question i think that gay love can solve these socioeconomic implications because i think all love can solve these socioeconomnic implications but mostly LOVE WITHOUT FEAR so that is to say that understanding it is okay to love others who aremaybe different from you or come from other places. some of the best buckaroos you can meet will have a new trot* that you have never seen and you can say ‘wow i like this trot that you have this is a very exciting MODERN TROT that i have never laid eyes on dang’ so that is my thought thank you.

*Editor’s note: Tingle explained ‘trot’ – ‘your trot is your way like if you trot on down to the park this would be the way that you get there sometimes your trot can be confident and fun but other times it might be a solomn trot that is okay too it is just your way’

Do you ever get desensitized to writing sexually explicit homoerotica? And are you this much of a gay sex expert in real life?

no i do not get desensitized to this way i understand this important question but i think it i just another display of love and this is normal most stories involve some kind of love that is why all top stories PROVE LOVE IS REAL and it is hard to tire of this but as far as being expert i would say that even though bud on bud is my perferred pound i do not find much romance for myself in billings these days thats okay though as man name of chuck i understand my UNIQUE WAY makes this difficult thats okay.

What does Britain do now that it looks likely we’ll be leaving the EU?

well i would say it is important for government to start working on new legistation name of BRENTER* where you decide to rejoin EU.

*Editor’s note: Brenter (British enter) is Tingle’s alternative version of Brexit (British exit)

Once we officially leave the EU in May next year, will you write a sequel to Pounded by the Pound?

well there is already sequel to pounded by the pound name of SLAMMED BY THE SUBSTANTIAL AMOUNT OF PRESS GENERATED BY MY BOOK POUNDED BY THE POUND: TURNED GAY BY THE SOCIOECONOMIC IMPLICATIONS OF BRITAIN LEAVING THE EUROPEAN UNION so that has been covered in some meta ways but yes maybe a third book could be more direct and complete trilogy or maybe hopefully i will get to write important BRENTER book if all goes well on this timelines.

Do you have any thoughts on having a second referendum or people’s vote on leaving the EU?

yes i think this would work two this would not be BRENTER vote but BREAK IT UP BUDS LETS HOLD ON AND TALK ABOUT THIS A MOMENT vote so i think that is fine to mostly i would say it is important for actions of big time government to reflex what people want so if they want another vote i think that is fine

 

You can read (or listen on audiobook) to Chuck Tingle’s Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union on Amazon. And the sequel.

See also:

There is a gay porn version of the Brexit vote, because of course there is

‘Pokebutt Go: Pounded By ‘Em All’ – Will this gay erotica be your next read?

Jeremy Corbyn will back a People’s Vote on Brexit, if party members want one

Source: Gay News